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Subject: ONLY IN AMERICA - NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE TRUTH.
Author: Unknown
Date Sent to Zipple: Tuesday, November 28, 2000 3:18 AM


> >1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
> > ambulance.
> >2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a
> > skating rink.
> >3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
> > the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
> > people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> >4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries,
> > and a diet coke.
> >5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the

> > pens to the counters.
> >6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the
> > driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
> >7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
> > then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
> > didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> >8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in

> > packages of eight.
> >9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> > process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
> > meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
> >10.Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> > lettering.
> >11.Only in America...can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard

> > box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
> >












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