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Subject: Kosher Millionaire ME - Millenium Edition
Date Sent to Zipple: Sunday, December 24, 2000

Welcome to "So You Wouldn't Mind Being A Kosher Millionaire"

You have three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call your rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their opinion.
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion . . . or not.
Bonus lifeline: Your mother will give you her opinion, whether you ask for it or not.

Let's play "So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire":

For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. NetanYahoo.

For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.

For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbie Does Dishes.

For $4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman?
A. The plaintiff.

For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid taunt his playmates?
A. "Your Mother pays retail."

For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.

For $32,000
Q. What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing, she does nothing at all.

For $64,000
Q. Define "genius".
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

For $125,000
Q. What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A. Genghis Cohen.

For $250,000
Q. Why did the Moyel retire?
A. He just couldn't cut it anymore.

For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.

For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish grandmother and an Italian grandmother?
A. 10 lbs.












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