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Shimon tells his mother is engaged to be married. His mother is happy but cautious. She asks him, "Is she Jewish?"

"Oh naturally she is. I'll bring her to dinner this evening so you can meet her."

That evening Shimon arrives, not with one, but three women - a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead, each one more beautiful than the last.

"Mother I want you to guess who is my fiance." says Shimon grinning.

His mother is not pleased. She doesn't have any back ground details of the girl and wanted to speak to her one to one first without playing silly games. She waits patiently and once the dessert is finished, she calls her son into the kitchen.

"I know which one she is." says Shimon's mother.

"Which?" asks a surprised Shimon.

"The blonde."

"Yes, you're right. How did you guess?"

"I knew as soon as I saw her, I couldn't stand the sight of her!"













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