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The Jewish Gangster's Mother

A Jewish gangster was dining at a kosher restaurant on New York's Lower East Side, when members of the mob burst in and shot him full of lead. He managed to stagger out of the restaurant and stumbled up the street to the tenement block where his mother lived. Clutching his bleeding guts, he then crawled up the flight of stairs and banged on the door of his mother's apartment, screaming, "Mama, Mama! Help me, Mama!" His mother opened the door, eyed him up and down and said: "Bubbeleh, come in. First you eat, then you talk!"












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