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Q. Why Jewish mothers don't drink:
A. Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Q. What's the difference between a rotweiller and a Jewish mother?
A. Eventually, the rotweiller lets go.

Q: Why do Jewish men so often become doctors?
A: Because a doctor can order a woman to undress without guilt, he can look at her without fear of being interrupted, and it's the husband that pays the bills.

Q. Hear about the enterprising rabbi that's offering circumcision via the Internet?
A. The service is called E-MOIL.

Q. Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A. Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.

Q. What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
A. Facing Bloomingdales.












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