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ADD TO YOUR JEWISH VOCABULARY

1.JEWBILATION n.
Pride in finding out that one's favorite celebrity is Jewish.

2.TORAHFIED n.
Inability to remember one's lines when called to read from the Torah at one's Bar or Bat mitzvah.

3.SANTA SHMANTA n.
The explanation Jewish children get for why they celebrate Hanukah while the rest of humanity celebrates Christmas.

4.MATZILATION v.
Smashing a piece of matzo to bits while trying to butter it.

5.BUBBEGUM n.
Candy one's mother gives to her grandchildren that she never gave to her own children.












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