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Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say

Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle!

Could you turn the music up louder, so I can enjoy it, too?

Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!

My meeting won't be over till later tonight. You kids don't mind skipping dinner, do you?

I don't have a tissue with me -- just use your sleeve.

Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me.

Yeah, I used to skip school, too.

Don't bother wearing a jacket -- it's quite warm out.

Your wife knows best - forget about the advice I gave you

If she wants you both to move back west to live near her family it's fine with me.

You don't have to call me every week I know how busy you are.

Mother's day, Shmother's Day you just go to the beach and enjoy yourselves.

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