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Braille Matzah

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh.

Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this nonsense?"








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